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As Ken Ham's Ark Replica was taken into heaven, some lingering witnesses reportedly saw an angel saying "This Ark, who was taken up from you into heaven, will come in the same way as you saw it go into heaven." Although formerly dismissed as a mere rumor, the angelic proclamation came true in a most remarkable fashion yesterday.
As the faithful few who believed the angel's proclamation gathered yesterday to beseech the Lord to hasten the return of their beloved ark, the clouds parted like a scroll, there was a sound of a trumpet, and then the ark descended from heaven in like manner as it had ascended.
Ken Ham, upon hearing the news, stopped in the middle of an impassioned speech he had been giving in a conference in a nearby city, jumped into his car, and headed towards the ark encounter. At publishing time, he was seen pulled over on the Interstate, getting a speeding ticket.
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